I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize