And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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