If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Even my vagina gasped.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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