9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
there is glitter all over my balls
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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