just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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