ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
