I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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