girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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