She went from zero to smokin in five shots
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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