She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
