In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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