Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Ketchup is God's man juice
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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