question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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