Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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