I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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