If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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