idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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