I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We need to rekindle our bromance
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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