yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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