How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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