I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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