What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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