She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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