It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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