What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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