I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize