My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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