4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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