got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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