There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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