i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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