I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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