One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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