just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
