Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm gonna fight the coyote