Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She even gives head with a lisp.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night