We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we're making bets on your personal life
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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where are you?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret