i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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