You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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