worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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