Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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