Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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