You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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