Already got asked if we're dating
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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