Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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