ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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