We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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