I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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