I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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