Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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