ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
smell my finger.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.