No awkward lesbian experiences without me
no, he came in my armpit
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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