You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach