Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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