I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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