Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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