Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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