i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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